Alligator Bible

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8 Aug 2011

Alligator Bible
If I take my mother to the zoo and then push her into the alligator pit, will Jesus forgive me if I ask him?

Remember, if you say YES, it means murderers get into heaven.
If you say NO, the bible is lying.
anon: You don’t know my mom. You’d push her in too.
lol the christians really are dodging this one.

Of course.

15 He said to them, “Go into the whole world and proclaim the gospel to every creature.

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