A humorous advertisement about ball pen?

Is anybody can help me a humorous advertisement about ball pen ? i’ll have a speak assignment on class , but you konw…im really couldn’t figure out one better.

the one who remains with me always
the one who shares all my good and bad moments
the one i can trust forever
the one i can call my better -half

any guesses

no it is not my boyfrd/girlfrd
it ‘s my ball pen
i am sure now everyone are jealous of me
don’t be jealous just have this ONE
then i am sure you will never need anyone

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